If the people in the next apartment don’t shut the fuck up.

rhiannonsinclair:

Indiana has barely gotten any sleep, Levi.

I’ll go talk to him but if I end up in jail you have to bail me out.


If the people in the next apartment don’t shut the fuck up.

rhiannonsinclair:

I’m going to throw him off the fucking third floor balcony. 

Throw the stereo. He would cry harder.


If the people in the next apartment don’t shut the fuck up.

rhiannonsinclair:

I’ve got a fucking baby tying to sleep here.

I told that little punk next door that if he blares his music one more time I’d throw his stereo off the third floor balcony.


Rhiannon,

rhiannonsinclair:

Mmm, I know, but I love giving you a hard time. 

You’re starting to kill the mood


Rhiannon,

rhiannonsinclair:

That’s not very polite of you, what’s my incentive?

You know the incentive. That’s the whole point.


Rhiannon,

rhiannonsinclair:

This is bribery, I will not submit to it. It’s wrong.

Hurry up and get your sexy ass in here. Now.


Rhiannon,

rhiannonsinclair:

Debatable… 

So you’re saying that my naked body is not more fun than torturing them? 


Rhiannon,

rhiannonsinclair:

But it’s so funny.

But I’m much more fun.


Rhiannon,

leave those people alone and come get in bed with me


alisonpcarter:

That’s my line.